New Wosersland

This country is full of busy bodies and everyone stands by while this goes on. The Speedway issue in Auckland is just another example of how pathetic NZ society has become. And shame on all those who allow this kind of pettiness to continue.

And to the guy across the road who complained about our open fire, just wait till we get the permit, I got some tyres that need disposing.

Good

NZ soldiers kill the bad guys, Good. NZ soldiers get acknowledged for killing the bad guys, Good

Was that weird

Was Judy Bailey reading the headline news story about herself last night the weirdest piece of TV you have ever seen?

Until then

For those who are making a difference

Last orders called

11 December 2007

Drinkers in Wellington bars ordered their final round Thursday night with minimal protest.

At the stroke of midnight, the Alcohol safety Amendment Act 2006 came into force, banning the consumption of alcohol in restaurants, bars, casinos and sports clubs.

Although the new legislation had been lambasted by most of New Zealand Society, most bars put on a brave face as the bell for last orders rang for the last time.

A group of seven punters sharing a large bottle spirits at the Lounge Bar launched a small protest, simultaneously doing a line of shooters at midnight. But with Ministry of Health and City council officials supported by the police in attendance bar staff encouraged them to go home.

At Happy Go Lucky Bar in Cuba Mall, it wasn't the drinkers protesting - it was the bar.

Owner Sheldon Middleton said he disagreed with the new law and thought that the government had finally gone too far, so drinkers were allowed to drink until the bar was forced to close by police.

"It was a sad night, you can tell people don’t agree with the law but seem paralyzed to fight it" said Mr. Middleton yesterday.

In Auckland, Don Sing - the boss of Auckland strip club GoGo’s – handed out free beers from the back of his car.

Mr. Sing, a recovering alcoholic, thought alcohol consumption was a matter of “personal choice". Mr. Sing went on to say that his business will probably not last another month. The “valuable Asian businessman” clientele would no longer patronize strip clubs preferring for private functions run by gangs.

Mr. Sing feared for his girls, as there already had been reports of strippers taking drugs and physical abuse during such events. “The government has sent fun underground” Mr. Sing added.

Many bars have expressed Mr. Sing’s concerns that the ban will drive them out business. One Wellington bar owner who did not want to be named said “There’s no money in coffee and cake.”

At Wellington bar Handles yesterday, bar worker Jo Pearson said that though patrons didn't need to be reminded that it was last drinks, many of the regulars had not shown up for their usual in protest and disgust.

In Queenstown, New Zealand’s premier tourist destination, revelers thrown on the streets at midnight began to smash windows of nearby shops and restaurants. Mike Kendall a British backpacker was slightly bemused by the whole experience “This is just like back home in London, except I don’t have to catch the tube!” referring to the 11pm closing of pubs in England's capital. Mr. Kendall said he had one more day in New Zealand and looked forward to getting to Sydney for a fosters. He said he would think twice about recommending New Zealand to his friends as a place to go. “I can’t believe it” Mr. Kendall added, “You can’t even have a smoke anywhere.”

Tourism minister, and prime supporter of the bill Ron Chadwick, said that the cost to New Zealand society of alcohol had become too great and curtailing the ability to purchase alcohol except for use at home was long overdue.

Mr. Chadwick believed the move would encourage more families to venture out at night. "In five years time we will look back and think why did we ever need a drink?"

Mr. Chadwick said the aim of the act was health-focused.

"Alcohol doesn’t only affect those who drink it but those who drive on our roads and suffer abuse at the hands of the drinker”

Based loosely : Remember where you read this first!

A name change

Every morning a friend and I have a morning meeting. Increasingly topics of conversation swing to politics unfortunately we both leave to go to our respective offices mad and pissed of. On Thursday my friend commented, “Its quarter to nine and I’m mad already!” Thinking of changing the name of the blog to, “8:45am and mad already”

Well is it or isn't it?

Those of you who have been unlucky enough to stumble across this website previously will find the recurring theme of highlighting the doom merchants peddling the world is about to end story because everyone is driving a SUVe and using hair spray. These environmental Doom Sayers are the new lot, who took over from the last lot who said that the world was going to run out of everything about 20 years ago. - WRONG! : Another topic –

OK I admit there is climate change, but there always has been climate change. It is well documented through out the history of the world that the earth’s climate heats up and cools down every so often. Heck, in the 70’s scientists were saying that we were heading for an ice age, but now they are saying you will be able to row your boat right up to the 13^th story window when the polar caps melt.

What has happened is that the meddlers in conjunction with some dubious scientists – afraid of loosing their research grants - have used the fear mongering media to their own devices and whooped everyone into a frenzy about the impending disaster. And while everyone wasn’t looking they managed to slip in things like “carbon credits” or sustainable output performance hydrocarbon volumetric dispensation tax (I made that up). All of which will do didly squat to save the world. It will however give the moochers another line to your wallet.

What I’m getting to is that there was snow on the hills around Wellington last week (extremely rare for late November) and the NZ met service predicts a cold summer At the same time speakers at various conventions around the world predict a warming climate and mass extinction.

But as usual, just as summer starts, forecasters are hedging their bets. Dr Jim Salinger of the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research, said he saw no reason to change Niwa's last long-range forecast for "average or near-average" temperatures in the North Island between November and January.

What is important here is that everything is a prediction, which is by definition something that may or my not happen. So if the predictions are wrong, like the run out of everything lot were, will we get out money back?

Where have all the Bush haters gone?

Those that decided prior to the US election that they would move to Canada or Mexico, didn't. Those who vowed to stop the re-election of GW via all means, didn't. Those who attempted to sway the voters didn't. The howlers were even sure that this guy was going to bring the troops home and stand up to the puppet master GW, he didn't.

So where are they? Therapy? Denial? Well they certainly didn’t move to Canada. So do I feel smug?; a little. Do I want to shout “IN YOUR FACE!”; maybe. So why don’t I? Because I am getting on with it, safe in the knowledge that what people tell the pollsters is not necessarily how they will act at the ballot box.

All Aboard

Trains are cool. But model trains have just gone to the next level! Super Cool!

Cold

The doom and gloom merchants seem to think that the world is screwed again. Meanwhile in Wellington.

LATEST READING

10ºC

Wind: 59 km/hr. SSW
Rain Today: 3.200000
Humidity: 76%

Today's Forecast
Showers, mainly eastern. Strong cold southerly.
Updated: 26 Nov 2004 01:01PM

ITS FREEZIN ! BRING ON THIS SO CALLED WARMING

The thing about common sense is that it not that common

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No-one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn’t always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not Kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents; Truth and Trust, his wife; Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing.

May he rest in peace………………..

author Unkown

How F**Cked is New Zealand again?

No seriously great scenery and all - yawn, but how bad is this country going to get? A Good Samaritan gets attacked while attending a car crash and a baggy panted ingrate gets off because he doesn't feel like it.

How can Labour still be in power? Now is the summer of my discontent. We either need to go all Ukrainian on their sorry chardonnay socialist arses or call George to send us the marines.

Dolphins rock!

I think Dolphins are the coolest things since..

Shouldn't he then resign?

If a minister doesn't believe in a department that he is responsible for then he should 1. Not be head of that ministry i.e. resign or 2. sack everyone in it.

From the latest act news letter
RECORD TAX

Using parliamentary questions Rodney Hide found out how much of the average household’s income goes to the government in tax. Treasury replied that the mean household income is $55,600 per year. This is up nearly $5,000 under Labour. How much do we pay in tax? On these figures on average 46.3%. Before you say that can’t be so, remember GST, and we include rates, because just try not paying them. If you smoke you are really working until after lunch each day for Helen Clark.

Hypocritical peaceniks

I need not say anymore

But that was just it. He fought. And he fought. And he fought. He worshipped war. It would cause one to wonder why American "pacifists" would sport Che shirts and banners ... if one didn't realize that such pacifists, especially college kids, were historically ignorant.

Read the rest here and here.

Worried? Only for my wallet.

The subscript to the headline in the Dominion this morning suggests that we should be worried about the economic affects of el nino in the next few years. So it will get warmer, dryer, wetter and colder all at the same time. The problem that I see is the green panderers will charge ahead and implement the Kyoto protocol. To which I will say "WHY!” to which they will say "NZ has to do its part to stop Global Warming!" It's at that point that I purposely take my 6ltr 4x4 and run repeatedly over some rare tussock.

Global warming myths much to the Medias overlooking have been debunked in recent studies but let’s not let facts get in the way of great emotional stories.

Just a few points from a recent seminar quoted at SEPP

1. World Temperatures do not follow CO2 levels and indeed the warmest periods in the last 2,000 years were the Roman period and the Medieval period which were both warmer than present and had lower CO2 levels {various speakers - William Kininmonth Australian Climate Research}.
   

2. Solar particles decisively affect World temperatures. There is a much better correlation between world temperatures and particles than with CO2 levels {Piers Corbyn, Weather Action, London}.
   

3. There is no significant Sea level rise - in particular the Maldives are in no danger of submergence {Prof Nils-Axel Morner, Stockholm University}.
   

4. There is no climate induced increased danger of tropical diseases, e.g. malaria, since it is not itself a tropical disease - having being prevalent in Russia and Britain at various times. {Paul Reiter, Pasteur Institute Paris}.
   

5. There is no discernible link between Global warming & Extreme weather. Indeed the British Govt delegation specifically said they did not claim any increase in storms due to man-made CO2. {Madhav L Khandekar, consulting meteorologist, Ontario, Canada}.

Loonies the lot of them obviously!

Isn't that the point

You would think that the whole point of going into politics -besides muddling with other peoples lives- would be the perks. Free travel for the family, free accomodation, free meals and free fairy cakes at the rotary club. So both Don and Helen get caught speeding, whoop de doo. The only problem as I see it is that the motocade, mostly comprised of Fords, didn't have a breakdown, and therefore any talk of the record time made be brought into question. If I were PM I'd scrap the Fairlanes for Merc 500's, with serious silver alloys and blackened windows. Get that real tin pot dictatorship feel going.

NZ joins the Axis of Evil

The link has been established. NZ severs contact with Israel - you know the only democracy in the middle east- and jumps straight into bed with the nutters. Thanks Helen!

I hope someone here has the balls

New Zealanders are quite happy to be frogs in the pot. The heat is getting a little warmer now and when it finally begins to boil how will they bleat.

I'm all for smoking, it's your choice. If a bar is too smoky I leave. I a bar is forced to be smoke free and the punters stay away in droves and the cost of dropped sales is passed on in the drink price, I leave.

I hope that some bar owners have the balls to do this.

From memory the only smokefree bar in Wellington failed cause no one went in there.

Health and safety Nazis why don;t you just fuck off!

One Month

It's been over one month without posting. Please read my excuses for my lameness.

1. Other bloggers have said things better.
2. My utter disbelief in my fellow humans has taken my will to live
3. I've been busy: &
4. My dog ate it

I apologies and will attempt an more regular regime of posting

Let’s nuke em

Apparently we are going to have another winter of power shortages. We can’t build power stations because the taniwhas won’t allow a single blade of tussock to be hurt because it’s the natural habitat of a rare snail. Or could it be, as is in Wellington, one of those “you can’t build those propellers in my back yard, they are an eyesore and will hamper bird flight” situations. Not to mention that they are not very efficient. Or perhaps our pay-off, sorry koha, was'nt large enough.

I have the solution! Like Mao's plan, you commies will love this, instead of a steel smelter in every kitchen how about a nuclear power station in every village? Just think about the benefits! West Coasters could use the cheap and abundant electricity to power electric chain saws when they cut down the native forests. Certainly would reduce the noise pollution.

What’s wrong with nuclear power again? Oh that’s right it’s the cheapest and safest form of energy production in the world.

It’s that time again

Our glorious masters are giving away our hard earned cash to people who you and I don’t know. But only if those people vote to Labour thus reattaching the siphon to our wallets.

But have our masters inadvertently brought about their own demise? Mater Cullen Specifically allocated 45 million for the eradication of “exotic weeds, pests and diseases.” I can only dream.

Celebrities should just shut up

Madonna has cancelled her concerts in Israel because radical Republican Party Christian ministers have installed a fatwa calling for all Christians to kill Madonna and her family. No that's not the headline, the headline really reads Terror threat: We'll kill Madonna Then why did she say that the greatest threat to the world was not the terrorism but George W? Orinially

Bono from U2 wants to take all our money and save africa. Just selling Mugabe's Swiss chalets alone will get some nice returns on the $1 a day plan.

Even here in NZ we have peoples in the public eye using their status to push their agendas. Alannah Currie and her unwashed anti GE crowd must have felt real proud when Susan Devoy turned her back on the Cystic Fibrosis foundation after the discovery that genetic manipulation of milk has shown promising results in the journey to find a cure for the disease. How dare they find a cure! People with debilitating diseases must be celebrated for their diversity.

More Michael Moore

If a person comes up to me and says that Bowling for Columbine is a great documentary and really "shows" what’s going on in America, I immediately label them as a fuckwit and a retard a.k.a. a FuckTard. Michael Moore is a fat stupid rich guy with green communist agenda. I could go on but other people pull Moore apart better than I ever could. His latest movie Fahrenheit 9/11 is his latest attempt to oust GW, because uh ...you know... he’s a stupid white guy. It was met with salivatious applause by the usual Hollywood fucktards on their yearly donut to Cannes. Moore took time from reaping millions to support the French unemployed, but as Tim Blair puts it "Michael Moore backs work-shy French dole mimes.”

But these guys put it best Michael Moore hates America

Media Bias

Instapundit finds more evidence of media bias

I just don’t get it

I have met a number of Americans since the invasion of Iraq and none thus far support George W and the campaign in Iraq. And I’ll tell ya I just don’t get it. It’s bad enough getting it from the clueless in NZ but I have sat through a number of conversations where you get the rolled eyes, the scoffs and the sarcastic comments. But what do they mean?

Do they think the invasion of Afghanistan was wrong? Then what about bringing those to justice for the attacks on the WTC, the plane crash in Pennsylvania, the plane crash at the pentagon, the US embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania , the attack on the USS Cole, the Bali night club bombing, the Madrid train bombings…do I need to carry on?

So the Invasion of Iraq was wrong as well? I quote Clinton, Albright, Kerry et al.. “Saddam Hussein is a threat to the Middle East and measures must be taken to stop him developing chemical, biological and nuclear weapons” How did they intend to remove the Saddam threat? Surely George W only OK’d what had already been put into motion. Was it wrong to stop the killing of Iraqi’s – The UN said that 10,000 people a year were being killed in Iraq because of Hussein. We knew Hussein had the capability before and there was no reason now that he did not have programs for WMD’s. So freeing the people of Iraq from an evil dictator and preventing at least an Iraqi born WMD attack is wrong?

Do they want the UN to deal with Saddam? Saddam ignored all 19 or so resolutions passed in the Security Council, what made them think that it would be any different now? Even now as the Oil for fraud scandal leads right up to the cheeky darkie, do they still want the UN to be involved? Do they need to be reminded of the great UN successes like Somalia, Rwanda and the former Yugoslavia – and yes I know we live in enlightened times.

I can go on but I need to draw some conclusions for myself at least. I figure that those that scoff at George W and the US action in Iraq and Afghanistan forget a few things. On September the 11th 4 planes crashed on United States soil killing in excess of 3,000 people. The reason for these people dying was that they were non-believers. You see, in the west we can buy a newspaper in the morning reporting that a man of god has molested a child and been sent to prison. We can chose not to pray 5 times a day, not to go to a place of worship or not to worship at all. In the west we can see women in all their beauty in what ever clothes they want to wear. We are not required to starve our selves unless you read cosmo. And we don’t have to run on to a bus with Semtex strapped to our back to find 400 virgins waiting for us in the after life. What I am saying is that many people take our western culture for granted and even spurn it in the name of multi-culturalism or some other form of social engineering.

Well what do you want? Honestly if Iraq, Iran, the Sudan, North Korea, Cuba, Syria, Libya and Afghanistan are such great then why don’t you go and live there. Actually I am beginning to understand these people and it scares me deeply.

Ensuring Bush will be president

It’s emerging that the prison abuses in Iraq are nothing more than a bunch of frat boy pranks, with a little more blood. It’s still abhorrent and nothing more or less than what occurs in other Middle Eastern jails, maybe a little less death of immediate family members.

So just as the lefty peaceniks whoop themselves into an impeachment frenzy again over Abu Ghraib, the islamo-fascists (remember? the guys who we are at war with? cause they threaten our very existence) chop some saps head off. Not just any sap, an American sap. The Pentagon doesn’t believe him to be on their pay role, nor is he one of those evil civilian contractors rebuilding Iraq. The chap’s mother said he was an independent businessman and was scheduled to leave back in March. The reason for him being there is at this stage unknown. If you are a conspiracy theorist he was in Iraq on a secret government mission. If you’re a lefty he was an evil businessman exploiting the occupied peoples of Iraq. If you’re a blood thirsty republican hawk, he was a peacenik who tried to protect the wrong crowd. If you’re an islamo-facist he was an infidel, praise allah the almighty. Who knows, he could have even been the most evil of evil, a Christian missionary.

But what will our TV screens show tonight? Lets take a guess, TV one will open with a BBC reporter standing in front of US marines storming through Najaf saying that the beheading was “…an expression of the deep seated resentment that the Iraqi people have for the American occupation forces.” We can expect nothing better from TV3 either. I fully expect the media to continue looking for more “coalition abuses”; don’t suppose they will talk about the fake torture claims etc.

Just like to make a point here, is it just me or are the media suffering from “Labour-arrogance” syndrome. You know where they totally miss-judge it’s audience and find that they are watching Melrose Place re-runs on Sky 1.

This leads me to my conclusion. If there ever was a way to distract attention away from what could have been a little mess for Bush, Rumsfeld et-al, then chopping the head off an American, video taping it and posting it on the web would be one way to do it. (No doctor of spin could have ever come up with that). If the American people needed reminding what Iraq is about, without a plane going through the 75th floor window on final approach, then issuing a cash for infidel blood scheme would pretty much work. We are at war to save our civilasation people! Yet I fear that the peacenik appeasing lefties will sit back at their café’s drinking their organic soy lattes and ferment on the imperialistic Adolf Bush and express compassion for the noble Islamic freedom fighters. All I can say is “I can hear that crescent shaped blade being sharpened right now.”

Read more.

Tim Blair
Stephen Green
NZPundit
Michael Totten

What do they want

What exactly to Maori want? All, none or part of the foreshore? Control of All, none or part of the foreshore? I’ll bet this is going to turn into another one of those ‘Fat kids’ in charge of the cookie store scenarios.

That's all I have to say

I in no way condone this behaviour. It’s deplorable in every sense and makes us look like them. However in its usual way the media has jumped all over it. Both free to air news programs show the images of the barbaric infidels oppressing their noble and misunderstood prisoners. Well that’s the impression I get anyway, and this blog is about the way I think. So why wasn’t more made of the smiling and jeering Iraqi’s standing in front of American corpses hanging from a bridge in Falujah? Why didn’t John Campbell et-al give those “I’m concerned, seriously I am“ looks when the western contractors were capture and killed Mogadishu style?

Well Brig. Gen. Kimmitt was concerned, and conducted operations to bring those who committed the crime to justice, hence the current Falujah situation. Once again Brig. Gen. Kimmitt is taking action by sacking and ordering an investigation about what went on at Abu Ghurayb prison. Did the Shiite Muslim cleric Muqtada al-Sadr do the same when his supporters took the Americans? Did international leaders denounce the attacks on the American civilians in early April?

The answer of course is no. So why is there a different standard for us and them?

Ominous parallels

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” & “I do not own an SUV”

Yes you did and yes you do. In both cases you had/have more than one. Have these two clowns got the same media advisor?

Treasury report

"..without taking into account other welfare implications, a flat tax rate would likely have the greatest impact on economic growth."

Of course this will get ignored again! C'mon NZ lets sack these moochers!

And it was done

Labour the benevolent looked down from upon high and found its worshippers restless. The infidel Brash had tried to woo the faithful away from 'Labour the generous'. To teach it's followers a lesson 'Labour the merciful' dictated to its disciples "“find in my flock those who are ill and I will make them better, let those who question me die"” and so the flock was taught a lesson.

The disciples reported back to 'Labour the compassionate', "the people still seek enlightenment elsewhere, they openly invite the infidel." Labour the compassionate, looked displeased that the peoples not learnt of its benign magnificence. “I shall reward those who flock to my house” decreed 'Labour the giving'. And to those who sheltered beneath Labour's bosom was given Sky Digital with the sky sport and movie max

Now that Labour has looted 6 billion from us to fund its up coming election campaign expect more of this. Watch this space!

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Brilliant

"A Hamas suicide bomber blew up two armed Palestinians who tried to rob him at gun point in the Gaza Strip."

Is this a case for two for the price of one? Or dumb and dummer? Or, One night out stealing? All I can say that's 3 more off the list, keep up the good work.

Why doesn't TV report this stuff

I have been attempting to watch the evening news to catch the latest scoop on the oil for food corruption at the UN - nothing. How a British labour MP a confirmed sadomite with hankerings for the old soviet days (funny how commies and their mates have seaside palaces- I refer to Mr. Galloway's Spanish retreat) was up to his cuticles in Iraqi grease continues to support the old regime and now is exposed in captured Iraqi documents as having received oil credits for his support - nixt. Or how Kofe Anan's son was running the company that siphoned millions from the oil food transactions - nada

So what does television in New Zealand focus on? Well the usual stuff ‘Quagmire’, 'Death of innocents', 'misunderstood martyrs', 'abnormally wooly sheep.' Last nights pictures of an 'angry crowd' in Iraq consisted of 4 people, with the camera positioned at a low angle, obviously the rent-a-crowd people couldn't get enough militant youths in time. So I'm going to change my news source, and I think that these guys are it. At least they are funny to boot. You should also check out the human interest sections.

Well its about time

Finally Wellington is going to get the by-pass. Saturday afternoons will be so much better without having to negotiate all the hippies diving their jalopies to common sense organics.

Now lets extend the airport runway, free up Mount Crawford for development, put another 30,000 seats on the stadium, build a road tunnel through the Rimutakas & the second tunnel through mount vic, smash through transmission gully, wind farm Makara and develop the waterfront with the highest bidders money! Lets make Wellington finally the Capital city!

Go read the whole thing

When in the course of human affairs it becomes necessary for citizens to break the political chains that have hitherto bound them, and to reclaim the individual sovereignty which is their birthright, it can be opportune for them to declare the causes which have impelled them to self-liberation. We, the freedom-loving citizens of New Zealand, choose to do so at this epoch-making moment.

NZ Declaration of independence

Keep your hands on your wallets boys

Whenever someone says that they would be happy to pay more tax for health or education warning bells start to ring. “Here’s another social do-gooder that has never done a single economics paper in their life!” What really annoys me about this mentality is that people actually think that the guvament can actually provide them with the services that they require. Now, I along with everyone believe that doctors, hospitals and all that kind of stuff is a good idea, where else would the writers of Shortland street, Scrubs and ER get their ideas from? All that would be on TV would be crime dramas and reality TV shows about being stuck on a dessert island while remodelling the kitchen. But seriously what do people actually think when the say “my extra tax should go to the health system.” The end result will not be more health, it will be more guvament!

In NZ we have 21 District Health Boards for a population of 4 million. Break each DHB down and you will find that they all have a board of directors, a vast raft of hanger on-ers trying to write policy papers about “appropriate health outcomes for disadvantaged health consumers” and not too mention the cultural consulting team. A quick comparison across the ditch shows us that the state of Queensland has a population the same size as New Zealand’s yet they have one organisation delivering health services. 21 verses 1, you would think NZ would have some of the healthiest people in the world, but we don’t.

If the guvament threw more money into the health system there would be more policy analysts, directors and hui’s swallowing up all the extra cash. They would probably spend most of their time trying to work out how to spend all the extra money, not on how to build more operating theatres to perform hip replacements. There won’t be a sudden increase in the number of doctors; it takes along time to learn how to perform a hip operation, if you can keep them in the country once qualified. (We could register some of those immigrant doctors who are currently driving our cabs – but that’s another posting) Throwing more money at the health system won’t get the results expected.

Here is an idea, take an economics lesson, ignore the guvament, keep your money in your own pocket and buy some health insurance!

Maori activists engage Army, civil war?

Mr mare looks no more Maori than the average swarthy European however claims and acts as the executor off all things Maori. In this mornings dompost he claims that his lot kicked an army unit from a Wanganui beach.
"We've taken a clear stance. We see it (the Government's plans) as straight theft and confiscation and we'll defend our lands as we see fit"
Does this mean that there will be active engagement on the part of the activists against the military again if they are caught "without permission." So civilians challenging military. Does Mr Mare and his band of merry men have the means to do so? And if so does the term 'activist' get replaced with enema of the people or even terrorist?

To the Senior Officer in charge of any army unit in the area of the terrorist occupation forces, next time challenged return fire!

Know that!


Between September 11, 2001 and April 15, 2004, Islamic terrorists killed at least 7,085 people and wounded 10,132 in 393 attacks around the world, according to Dutch newspaper NRC Handelsblad.

via Tim Blair

Helen never would have allowed it

Michael Totten, over at tech central, sights little old New Zealand as part of the coalition of the willing, if push came to shove.

"Look at America's relationships to New Zealand and Indonesia. New Zealand is not a part of the coalition of the willing in Iraq. We never expected New Zealand's help. We never asked for New Zealand's permission to depose Saddam Hussein"

Luckily the US never relied on NZ’s permission or anyone’s for that matter. Hels’s quote that the invasion of Iraq would never have “..occurred if Al Gore was president” was part of the whole UN legitimacy thing.

But are we not part of the coalition of the willing already?. As always in politics you can say one thing and do another. For all the talk about a UN sanctioned mandate NZ military forces are working along side the coalition in Iraq and Afghanistan. The 61 military personnel in Iraq, at the moment, maybe comprised largely of engineers, but the SAS in Afghanistan aren’t there to fix the water supply. Furthermore I wonder what our old Skyhawk pilots are doing? The last time I checked Jaguars and Harriers weren’t being used to deliver relief supplies to Niue. So Hels’s, are we or aren’t we? And does our involvement make us a target for civilian kidnappings in Iraq? Will these guys think that we are a legitimate target? When can we send in our crack TradeNZ boys?

It’s not that I don’t support our countries involvement in the war on terror. But when I talk to people about Iraq etc. it’s met with the usual comments about “Quagmire”, another Vietnam and a Hitler/Bush comparison. And if they are particularly loopy like Alliance voters, words like “JOOOS” and “OOOOIL” are thrown in for good measure. Are they oblivious that we are already there or has the spin pulled the proverbial wool over the sheeple’s eyes?

Anywho, to our guys in harms way, stay safe and make us proud.

Shameless plug

Love interest’s new project was on TV last night and I thought it was GREAT. Even the daily hysteria thought so. But what’s eating the dom post? “…dying of bordom...” Oh please it’s better than usual home renovation reality TV shows that TVNZ throws out to satisfy the Kiwi content quota.

Go darling your my star!!!

In the beginning...

I have decided to start bloging mainly because most of my friends, colleagues and family are probably now getting sick of my emails, saying "see I told you so" or "I told you he/she was crap." So the aim of this blog is to keep track of stuff that I find important, interesting and downright useful. I will refrain from sending emails in the hope that you will all come here out of choice rather than in some form of mailbox clean up. Having said that I would like to spell out my editorial policy.

1. The standards of spelling and grammar for the English language will be adhered to where applicable. Therefore I am giving my self the opt out clauses of a) I was drunk while typing; b) I have unwieldy chipolatas at the end of my palms; or c) I didn't know the relevant grammatical/spelling rule applied;

2. Where possible I will bait stooooopid people. You will be baited in the following cases; i) Voted for any political party that I do not approve of. Approved list will become apparent during postings; ii) You have/do/or will spell America with a 'k' iii) Believe that the sole driver behind US foreign policy is OOOOOOOIIIIIL!!!!; iv) Believe that the P.L.O. is a freedom movement and that the JOOOOOOOOOWish state has no right to exist, that includes you Hasidics; v) Support the arse; vi) Support any form of 'Left' government policy, we can also throw in some 'right' policy as well; vi) Rate ‘bowling for columbine’ as a deep movie, think Nome Chomp-ski should NOT go live in North Korea and has a paid subscription to Greenpeace.

The aim of this point is to wrangle any last shred of liberty from your soul so that we can have a beer (without tax) in a smoky bar and remain friends.

3. I will attempt to not blog purely about politics. But as the disposable heroes of hypocrisy said "If ever I would stop thinking about music and politics" Where applicable I will comment on the latest quaffing special, what goads me about Spurs/Hurricanes/NZ Cricket team and I will always be plugging love interest's latest endeavors.

4. Blogging will be frequent and sporadic.

Now that the ground rules have been laid out in my own particular way I will apply them as I see fit. Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury someone once said, did I say in my editorial that I will plagiarism where I see fit? So, you take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more. Follow me.

Its alive!!!