Sunday, January 30, 2005

New level of hate

I really hate labour. I mean seriously. They are a bunch of smug meddlers who walk about with a mightier than thou attitude. God they piss me off. Two things in the media this morning, “Prime Minister encourages Iraqis to vote” and the "PM rules out tax cuts."

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On the first, Iraqis probably don’t care what you think Helen, you did nothing before and are still doing nothing now. On the Tax cut issue, I believe that it’s another case of the finger and the pulse issue. To quote the excellent movie Jay and Silent bob strike back. “ here is your finger, here is your pulse, your finger is stuck so far up your arse”


<>Anywho I digress. I have this dream that one Sunday in November, or when ever the election is, Helen wakes up and mutters to herself “ooohb didn’t see that one coming”

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Franky says

Sell the Bank, the TV station, the railway (again), the airline, the accident insurer. Then pass a memorandum to dissolve yourself and get the hell out of our lives.


Here it comes kids


This is where it starts.

“…Drinkers are being pulled out of Auckland bars to check if they are intoxicated as part of a new approach by police.”

Hey but you can’t say that you didn’t hear it all before.

Monday, January 10, 2005

A brace of cocks

Welcome to NZ.

No Smoking

No Noise

No Speeding

No Vacancy

No Anything

what a sad country we are about to become

Yushchenko Style

Finally NZ Politics is getting interesting







Cock

"Guardians of the Sounds spokesman Peter Beech, who headed the campaign to impose speed restrictions, said he was not aware of plans to scrap the Lynx, but was delighted at the prospect of one fewer ferry."