Thursday, July 22, 2004

Isn't that the point

You would think that the whole point of going into politics -besides muddling with other peoples lives- would be the perks. Free travel for the family, free accomodation, free meals and free fairy cakes at the rotary club. So both Don and Helen get caught speeding, whoop de doo. The only problem as I see it is that the motocade, mostly comprised of Fords, didn't have a breakdown, and therefore any talk of the record time made be brought into question. If I were PM I'd scrap the Fairlanes for Merc 500's, with serious silver alloys and blackened windows. Get that real tin pot dictatorship feel going.


Monday, July 19, 2004

NZ joins the Axis of Evil

The link has been established. NZ severs contact with Israel - you know the only democracy in the middle east- and jumps straight into bed with the nutters. Thanks Helen!






Thursday, July 08, 2004

I hope someone here has the balls

New Zealanders are quite happy to be frogs in the pot. The heat is getting a little warmer now and when it finally begins to boil how will they bleat.

I'm all for smoking, it's your choice. If a bar is too smoky I leave. I a bar is forced to be smoke free and the punters stay away in droves and the cost of dropped sales is passed on in the drink price, I leave.

I hope that some bar owners have the balls to do this.

From memory the only smokefree bar in Wellington failed cause no one went in there.

Health and safety Nazis why don;t you just fuck off!
One Month

It's been over one month without posting. Please read my excuses for my lameness.

1. Other bloggers have said things better.
2. My utter disbelief in my fellow humans has taken my will to live
3. I've been busy: &
4. My dog ate it

I apologies and will attempt an more regular regime of posting