Thursday, May 27, 2004

Let’s nuke em

Apparently we are going to have another winter of power shortages. We can’t build power stations because the taniwhas won’t allow a single blade of tussock to be hurt because it’s the natural habitat of a rare snail. Or could it be, as is in Wellington, one of those “you can’t build those propellers in my back yard, they are an eyesore and will hamper bird flight” situations. Not to mention that they are not very efficient. Or perhaps our pay-off, sorry koha, was'nt large enough.

I have the solution! Like Mao's plan, you commies will love this, instead of a steel smelter in every kitchen how about a nuclear power station in every village? Just think about the benefits! West Coasters could use the cheap and abundant electricity to power electric chain saws when they cut down the native forests. Certainly would reduce the noise pollution.

What’s wrong with nuclear power again? Oh that’s right it’s the cheapest and safest form of energy production in the world.
It’s that time again

Our glorious masters are giving away our hard earned cash to people who you and I don’t know. But only if those people vote to Labour thus reattaching the siphon to our wallets.

But have our masters inadvertently brought about their own demise? Mater Cullen Specifically allocated 45 million for the eradication of “exotic weeds, pests and diseases.” I can only dream.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Celebrities should just shut up

Madonna has cancelled her concerts in Israel because radical Republican Party Christian ministers have installed a fatwa calling for all Christians to kill Madonna and her family. No that's not the headline, the headline really reads Terror threat: We'll kill Madonna Then why did she say that the greatest threat to the world was not the terrorism but George W? Orinially

Bono from U2 wants to take all our money and save africa. Just selling Mugabe's Swiss chalets alone will get some nice returns on the $1 a day plan.

Even here in NZ we have peoples in the public eye using their status to push their agendas. Alannah Currie and her unwashed anti GE crowd must have felt real proud when Susan Devoy turned her back on the Cystic Fibrosis foundation after the discovery that genetic manipulation of milk has shown promising results in the journey to find a cure for the disease. How dare they find a cure! People with debilitating diseases must be celebrated for their diversity.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

More Michael Moore

If a person comes up to me and says that Bowling for Columbine is a great documentary and really "shows" what’s going on in America, I immediately label them as a fuckwit and a retard a.k.a. a FuckTard. Michael Moore is a fat stupid rich guy with green communist agenda. I could go on but other people pull Moore apart better than I ever could. His latest movie Fahrenheit 9/11 is his latest attempt to oust GW, because uh ...you know... he’s a stupid white guy. It was met with salivatious applause by the usual Hollywood fucktards on their yearly donut to Cannes. Moore took time from reaping millions to support the French unemployed, but as Tim Blair puts it "Michael Moore backs work-shy French dole mimes.”

But these guys put it best Michael Moore hates America

Friday, May 14, 2004

Media Bias

Instapundit finds more evidence of media bias
I just don’t get it

I have met a number of Americans since the invasion of Iraq and none thus far support George W and the campaign in Iraq. And I’ll tell ya I just don’t get it. It’s bad enough getting it from the clueless in NZ but I have sat through a number of conversations where you get the rolled eyes, the scoffs and the sarcastic comments. But what do they mean?

Do they think the invasion of Afghanistan was wrong? Then what about bringing those to justice for the attacks on the WTC, the plane crash in Pennsylvania, the plane crash at the pentagon, the US embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania , the attack on the USS Cole, the Bali night club bombing, the Madrid train bombings…do I need to carry on?

So the Invasion of Iraq was wrong as well? I quote Clinton, Albright, Kerry et al.. “Saddam Hussein is a threat to the Middle East and measures must be taken to stop him developing chemical, biological and nuclear weapons” How did they intend to remove the Saddam threat? Surely George W only OK’d what had already been put into motion. Was it wrong to stop the killing of Iraqi’s – The UN said that 10,000 people a year were being killed in Iraq because of Hussein. We knew Hussein had the capability before and there was no reason now that he did not have programs for WMD’s. So freeing the people of Iraq from an evil dictator and preventing at least an Iraqi born WMD attack is wrong?

Do they want the UN to deal with Saddam? Saddam ignored all 19 or so resolutions passed in the Security Council, what made them think that it would be any different now? Even now as the Oil for fraud scandal leads right up to the cheeky darkie, do they still want the UN to be involved? Do they need to be reminded of the great UN successes like Somalia, Rwanda and the former Yugoslavia – and yes I know we live in enlightened times.

I can go on but I need to draw some conclusions for myself at least. I figure that those that scoff at George W and the US action in Iraq and Afghanistan forget a few things. On September the 11th 4 planes crashed on United States soil killing in excess of 3,000 people. The reason for these people dying was that they were non-believers. You see, in the west we can buy a newspaper in the morning reporting that a man of god has molested a child and been sent to prison. We can chose not to pray 5 times a day, not to go to a place of worship or not to worship at all. In the west we can see women in all their beauty in what ever clothes they want to wear. We are not required to starve our selves unless you read cosmo. And we don’t have to run on to a bus with Semtex strapped to our back to find 400 virgins waiting for us in the after life. What I am saying is that many people take our western culture for granted and even spurn it in the name of multi-culturalism or some other form of social engineering.

Well what do you want? Honestly if Iraq, Iran, the Sudan, North Korea, Cuba, Syria, Libya and Afghanistan are such great then why don’t you go and live there. Actually I am beginning to understand these people and it scares me deeply.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Ensuring Bush will be president

It’s emerging that the prison abuses in Iraq are nothing more than a bunch of frat boy pranks, with a little more blood. It’s still abhorrent and nothing more or less than what occurs in other Middle Eastern jails, maybe a little less death of immediate family members.

So just as the lefty peaceniks whoop themselves into an impeachment frenzy again over Abu Ghraib, the islamo-fascists (remember? the guys who we are at war with? cause they threaten our very existence) chop some saps head off. Not just any sap, an American sap. The Pentagon doesn’t believe him to be on their pay role, nor is he one of those evil civilian contractors rebuilding Iraq. The chap’s mother said he was an independent businessman and was scheduled to leave back in March. The reason for him being there is at this stage unknown. If you are a conspiracy theorist he was in Iraq on a secret government mission. If you’re a lefty he was an evil businessman exploiting the occupied peoples of Iraq. If you’re a blood thirsty republican hawk, he was a peacenik who tried to protect the wrong crowd. If you’re an islamo-facist he was an infidel, praise allah the almighty. Who knows, he could have even been the most evil of evil, a Christian missionary.

But what will our TV screens show tonight? Lets take a guess, TV one will open with a BBC reporter standing in front of US marines storming through Najaf saying that the beheading was “…an expression of the deep seated resentment that the Iraqi people have for the American occupation forces.” We can expect nothing better from TV3 either. I fully expect the media to continue looking for more “coalition abuses”; don’t suppose they will talk about the fake torture claims etc.

Just like to make a point here, is it just me or are the media suffering from “Labour-arrogance” syndrome. You know where they totally miss-judge it’s audience and find that they are watching Melrose Place re-runs on Sky 1.

This leads me to my conclusion. If there ever was a way to distract attention away from what could have been a little mess for Bush, Rumsfeld et-al, then chopping the head off an American, video taping it and posting it on the web would be one way to do it. (No doctor of spin could have ever come up with that). If the American people needed reminding what Iraq is about, without a plane going through the 75th floor window on final approach, then issuing a cash for infidel blood scheme would pretty much work. We are at war to save our civilasation people! Yet I fear that the peacenik appeasing lefties will sit back at their café’s drinking their organic soy lattes and ferment on the imperialistic Adolf Bush and express compassion for the noble Islamic freedom fighters. All I can say is “I can hear that crescent shaped blade being sharpened right now.”

Read more.

Tim Blair
Stephen Green
NZPundit
Michael Totten

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

What do they want

What exactly to Maori want? All, none or part of the foreshore? Control of All, none or part of the foreshore? I’ll bet this is going to turn into another one of those ‘Fat kids’ in charge of the cookie store scenarios.

Saturday, May 01, 2004

That's all I have to say

I in no way condone this behaviour. It’s deplorable in every sense and makes us look like them. However in its usual way the media has jumped all over it. Both free to air news programs show the images of the barbaric infidels oppressing their noble and misunderstood prisoners. Well that’s the impression I get anyway, and this blog is about the way I think. So why wasn’t more made of the smiling and jeering Iraqi’s standing in front of American corpses hanging from a bridge in Falujah? Why didn’t John Campbell et-al give those “I’m concerned, seriously I am“ looks when the western contractors were capture and killed Mogadishu style?

Well Brig. Gen. Kimmitt was concerned, and conducted operations to bring those who committed the crime to justice, hence the current Falujah situation. Once again Brig. Gen. Kimmitt is taking action by sacking and ordering an investigation about what went on at Abu Ghurayb prison. Did the Shiite Muslim cleric Muqtada al-Sadr do the same when his supporters took the Americans? Did international leaders denounce the attacks on the American civilians in early April?

The answer of course is no. So why is there a different standard for us and them?

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Ominous parallels

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” & “I do not own an SUV

Yes you did and yes you do. In both cases you had/have more than one. Have these two clowns got the same media advisor?


Treasury report

"..without taking into account other welfare implications, a flat tax rate would likely have the greatest impact on economic growth."

Of course this will get ignored again! C'mon NZ lets sack these moochers!



And it was done

Labour the benevolent looked down from upon high and found its worshippers restless. The infidel Brash had tried to woo the faithful away from 'Labour the generous'. To teach it's followers a lesson 'Labour the merciful' dictated to its disciples "“find in my flock those who are ill and I will make them better, let those who question me die"” and so the flock was taught a lesson.

The disciples reported back to 'Labour the compassionate', "the people still seek enlightenment elsewhere, they openly invite the infidel." Labour the compassionate, looked displeased that the peoples not learnt of its benign magnificence. “I shall reward those who flock to my house” decreed 'Labour the giving'. And to those who sheltered beneath Labour's bosom was given Sky Digital with the sky sport and movie max

Now that Labour has looted 6 billion from us to fund its up coming election campaign expect more of this. Watch this space!

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Shameless plug 2

Love interest's other new project starts this weekend. If you haven't got a ticket why not, if you have, enjoy!
Brilliant

"A Hamas suicide bomber blew up two armed Palestinians who tried to rob him at gun point in the Gaza Strip."

Is this a case for two for the price of one? Or dumb and dummer? Or, One night out stealing? All I can say that's 3 more off the list, keep up the good work.
Why doesn't TV report this stuff

I have been attempting to watch the evening news to catch the latest scoop on the oil for food corruption at the UN - nothing. How a British labour MP a confirmed sadomite with hankerings for the old soviet days (funny how commies and their mates have seaside palaces- I refer to Mr. Galloway's Spanish retreat) was up to his cuticles in Iraqi grease continues to support the old regime and now is exposed in captured Iraqi documents as having received oil credits for his support - nixt. Or how Kofe Anan's son was running the company that siphoned millions from the oil food transactions - nada

So what does television in New Zealand focus on? Well the usual stuff ‘Quagmire’, 'Death of innocents', 'misunderstood martyrs', 'abnormally wooly sheep.' Last nights pictures of an 'angry crowd' in Iraq consisted of 4 people, with the camera positioned at a low angle, obviously the rent-a-crowd people couldn't get enough militant youths in time. So I'm going to change my news source, and I think that these guys are it. At least they are funny to boot. You should also check out the human interest sections.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Well its about time

Finally Wellington is going to get the by-pass. Saturday afternoons will be so much better without having to negotiate all the hippies diving their jalopies to common sense organics.

Now lets extend the airport runway, free up Mount Crawford for development, put another 30,000 seats on the stadium, build a road tunnel through the Rimutakas & the second tunnel through mount vic, smash through transmission gully, wind farm Makara and develop the waterfront with the highest bidders money! Lets make Wellington finally the Capital city!
Go read the whole thing

When in the course of human affairs it becomes necessary for citizens to break the political chains that have hitherto bound them, and to reclaim the individual sovereignty which is their birthright, it can be opportune for them to declare the causes which have impelled them to self-liberation. We, the freedom-loving citizens of New Zealand, choose to do so at this epoch-making moment.


NZ Declaration of independence

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Keep your hands on your wallets boys

Whenever someone says that they would be happy to pay more tax for health or education warning bells start to ring. “Here’s another social do-gooder that has never done a single economics paper in their life!” What really annoys me about this mentality is that people actually think that the guvament can actually provide them with the services that they require. Now, I along with everyone believe that doctors, hospitals and all that kind of stuff is a good idea, where else would the writers of Shortland street, Scrubs and ER get their ideas from? All that would be on TV would be crime dramas and reality TV shows about being stuck on a dessert island while remodelling the kitchen. But seriously what do people actually think when the say “my extra tax should go to the health system.” The end result will not be more health, it will be more guvament!

In NZ we have 21 District Health Boards for a population of 4 million. Break each DHB down and you will find that they all have a board of directors, a vast raft of hanger on-ers trying to write policy papers about “appropriate health outcomes for disadvantaged health consumers” and not too mention the cultural consulting team. A quick comparison across the ditch shows us that the state of Queensland has a population the same size as New Zealand’s yet they have one organisation delivering health services. 21 verses 1, you would think NZ would have some of the healthiest people in the world, but we don’t.

If the guvament threw more money into the health system there would be more policy analysts, directors and hui’s swallowing up all the extra cash. They would probably spend most of their time trying to work out how to spend all the extra money, not on how to build more operating theatres to perform hip replacements. There won’t be a sudden increase in the number of doctors; it takes along time to learn how to perform a hip operation, if you can keep them in the country once qualified. (We could register some of those immigrant doctors who are currently driving our cabs – but that’s another posting) Throwing more money at the health system won’t get the results expected.

Here is an idea, take an economics lesson, ignore the guvament, keep your money in your own pocket and buy some health insurance!

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Maori activists engage Army, civil war?

Mr mare looks no more Maori than the average swarthy European however claims and acts as the executor off all things Maori. In this mornings dompost he claims that his lot kicked an army unit from a Wanganui beach.
"We've taken a clear stance. We see it (the Government's plans) as straight theft and confiscation and we'll defend our lands as we see fit"
Does this mean that there will be active engagement on the part of the activists against the military again if they are caught "without permission." So civilians challenging military. Does Mr Mare and his band of merry men have the means to do so? And if so does the term 'activist' get replaced with enema of the people or even terrorist?

To the Senior Officer in charge of any army unit in the area of the terrorist occupation forces, next time challenged return fire!

Monday, April 19, 2004

Know that!


Between September 11, 2001 and April 15, 2004, Islamic terrorists killed at least 7,085 people and wounded 10,132 in 393 attacks around the world, according to Dutch newspaper NRC Handelsblad.

via Tim Blair